Check My Phone (and You Keep Calling)

Written by me, beta'd by exorcise  . Commission for Sweet Charity.

Pairing: Pete/Ashlee/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Polyamoury (if you're not into that), canon!kidfic
Summary: “What do you think of her?” || “Who? Ashlee? She’s fine. And not addicted to anything, which is pleasant.”

( Honey is for bees, silly bear )

dsudis is awesome! She gave me an invite code for DreamWidth. It's a blank journal so, you know, that's still under construction. But's it's over here.

( Review/Reaction to SPN 4x19 SPOILERS )

 

Plot of Season 5: Sam's baby shows up and is the actual antichrist, no seriously this time. And then ages rapidly and seeks to end the world, father-first, obvs. There is even more opportunity for incest. All is dramatic and full of angst about family vs. antichrist, kill-him-save-him.

Does this require a poll? IT DOES.

( Spoilers for early Season 4 romantic plots in the poll )

Birthday. I'm eighteen today, but that's beside the point.

vaginasaurus  JUST GAVE ME 6 MONTHS PAID ACCOUNT.

So. I am shit at trains. More on that when I get time to properly post about San Fransisco, but suffice to say that I had a LOT of time on the train to write porn.

This is something similar to what happened when I, seventeen, attempted to buy a ticket. (Except with no randomly hot stranger or underage sex, unfortunately.

Title: Random Train Sex
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Supernatural RPS. Jared and Jensen slash.
Warnings: Underage sex (17y.o. Jared with ~21y.o. Jensen), PWP-ness, rough sex
Summary: I really wish some random hot guy at the train station had bought me a ticket. :(

 

( PWP J2 jailbait sex under the cut. You're warned. )

WTF, Sweet Charity just, like, exploded. Seriously. Last day of bidding, so... everyone does it? A lot?

Going to hang with maichan808  and smallcaps  in San Francisco tomorrow. Maybe vaginasaurus , too.
Going to hang with unaccompanied_g  the day after, and flail about bandom. And discuss philosophy. And talk about girly men.
Doctor's appointment the day after that, Friday. And then two days of working instead of going up to Tahoe on vacation. And then two days of lounging around, bless Easter break. And then FOB CONCERT FUCK YEAH. And then a dentist appointment. And then an empty Friday. And then I turn 18.

Busy week and a half ahead of me, huh.

Mom told me a story today; ( It's to do with my bad-judge-of-distances cat. )

Uh, so. Pushing Daisies. I’ve now seen the whole cut-short first season. Can I say, FUCK YES. Even with the hyper-femininity. They talk so quickly and so… twisty-like. There is witty repartee, you guys. And NED.

(Speaking of, I went and saw a band called The Reel in concert a few days ago, and the guitarist was Lee Pace about ten years ago. It was odd. Lee Pace in character as Ned, even. He kept his shoulders up and didn’t look out at the crowd at all! He only opened his eyes if he was facing the rest of his band! He turned his toes in, Jesus Christ. It was his setlist that I sidled up and nabbed, later, during soundcheck for the next band. That was a good night.)

And, while I’m babbling, why not spread my legs a bit:

I’m offering two podfics and three fics. Bid if you want, or just bolster my confidence or something. :D?

I have spent my entire day so far smiling stupidly at idiot nerdy awkward romances and too many pictures and people trying and failing to dance in front of thousands of people live. *____* My life. This on top of a setlist I seriously stole off a motherfucking stage at a concert, because I'm hardcore.

Hopefully popping over to San Fransisco next week, if smallcaps has any more details for me. Still passively fucking up my life and failing to deal with it or try to mitigate the damages. My mom's been down with a bad back for more than a week, have been taking care of her. The cat now sleeps with me (!!!) instead of her, because she couldn't get up the stairs at all until last night.

My brother's been freaking out about accidentally running a red light a couple of night ago, and he doesn't know if they like caught him with that camera thing some lights have and he's been FREAKING OUT about whether or not to tell Mom preemptively, just in case. I mostly listen to him freak out and say :| If you're going to tell her, do it.

(Because, seriously, it'll be the second time in the nine months he's been driving, three months since he got his license. And the first time, he tried to shift the blame to me before Mom examined the pictures for clues and discovered that I wasn't even in the car.)

Discussions held between myself and krisd81 yesterday and today. (The first being today, the others being yesterday as I watched Penelope.)

Me: who puts carrots in a cobb salad, wtf

Me: not even slices, carrot SHAVINGS

Kris: hahahahhaa

Me: like come lost it with a peeler

Me: come?

Me: come??

Me: I meant to say 'someone'

Me: WOW.

Kris: how freudian slip of you

Me: you bring it out in me, mother

Me: I MEAN LOVER

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( And then I fail to connect the dots RE: Christina Ricci, who has apparently had a career. )

Stayed up too late reading an autobiographical webcomic. And then contemplated fanfiction. And then felt disgust, because this is some guy's life. And then decided to post about it on LJ and my plan for a post was in comic form.

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Saw Penelope. Was good. Didn't realize I would be SLAPPED IN THE FACE by so many obscure actors. (Russell Brand! Who has only come to my attention this past week!). Also, Gerard Way as a girl would totally look like Christina Ricci. I just didn't know her by face before.

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Gonna go play Dynasty Warriors alone until sunrise. Brother is away at a cabin in the woods with his best friend / our adoptive aunt, so no bonding time. (I've noticed that I get way too emotionally involved in the character's storylines when he's not there to clicky-skip past the cutscenes.

ETA 5mins later: LOL NVM HE TOOK THE XBOX WITH HIM IT SEEMS.

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( Conversation with The Brother. )

I’ve written eight thousand words of a Regency-era Firefly AU. (Yes, dodificus, that one.) Inara just came on the scene. This might kill me.

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My father called. Wanted to speak to my mother. Didn’t ask who I was, and I didn’t tell him. 

 

( For out first conversation - well. )

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I keep getting horrible ideas for AUs.

In a SPN bodyswap, would Dean then have possession of Sam’s demon blood psychic magic?

 

In bandom, Gerard having Powers of some sort and utterly ignoring them. And then Frank finds out and is like, Why would you ignore that, that’s awesome. And then Gerard’s like, My brother has them, too, and I mean, scientists might poke needles in me. And Mikey’s like, o___o

SGA: Mckay and Sheppard in SPNverse! Mckay insists on scientific rigor to test spells/effects/solutions, Sheppard just wants to shot things. And then sex happens, at some point, obviously.

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ETA: Started watching an episode of NCIS, got surprise!Misha Collins instead.

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, post to your LJ and paste this as a note. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, and use your number as the header.

 

( You're going to judge me for taste. )

Saw Watchmen.

( TMI about kinks and also SPOILERS. )

First and foremost: FALL OUT BOY TICKETS. FOR THREE DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY.

Second, I attended a concert by The 5 Browns tonight. They are a set of five, three sisters and two brothers, all Julliard-trained virtuoso pianists. Their Danse Macabre nearly moved me to tears. Except that I sat through two hours of watching them watch each other, following and leading with cues, the boys hitting each other on the sly and the girls rocking with the crescendo of a piece where all three sisters played the same piano.

Without going into too much detail, let me just get this out there; I'm pretty sure that there needs to be an RPS fic where the Brown siblings are all in a various-pairing, five-way, incestuous relationship. Bonus points for angsting about their being Mormons. Even more bonus points for illustrating that each has a separate relationship with the others.

I've never been the first in a fandom before and I cannot write it all myself.

Have to record this somewhere, because my family is so into SPN fandom without even trying.

Kyle said, "So, I saw Friday the 13th. It was actually really fucking scary."

I, having seen neither of the OMG ESSENTIALS, asked, "Jared Padalecki, was he hot? Give me your honest opinion."

He said, "He's a goof. I liked him better than whatshisface, that guy in... uh, My Bloody Valentine."

"Jed Bartles," I said, without thinking.

He gave me a weird look. "I don't think that's his name. The other one from Supernatural. The short one."

"Ackles, Jensen Ackles."

"Yeah, Jensen was, like, trying to be all scary. This Jared guy was pretty funny and just trying to be scared."

And I just laughed.

Real life update: Working on Mom's taxes now, shit. :(

I'm watching Elizabeth: The Golden Age. I really, really want Ruler/Favored Servant. Slash, obviously, because the only servants allowed close enough were Ladies-In-Waiting. I don't really want to go there with a King, though, because that brings on possession and primal urges as excuses.

I want femmeslash that's mostly the women being beautiful, dressed up and decked out, tropical birds perching together and laughing and maybe occasionally making out.

I don't read femmeslash.

ETA: Relevant - two girls came into work today and giggled and flirted and hugged a lot. I wanted to say, "I hope I can be as adorable with my girlfriend someday," but I figured it would weird out their date. So I just smiled stupidly at them a lot.

That coupled with Alice breaking her two-weeks OMGSTUDYTIME radio silence makes me a HAPPY CAMPER.